CHRISTMAS COOKIE TRANS FAT LIABILITY AND INDEMNIFICATION AGREEMENT

This is just fun. Although, in this “sue”, “sue” world, he’s being smart. Read on MacBeth.

From The Center For Consumer Freedom;

Santa Claus, AKA Kris Kringle, AKA Jolly Old St. Nick (hereinafter referred to as “Santa”) acknowledges receipt
of Christmas cookies from ______________________ (hereinafter referred to as “Baker”).
Santa acknowledges and understands that no warranty, either express or implied, is made by Baker as to the nutritional
content of cookies. This document is offered to duly warn Santa that dangerous conditions, risks, and hazards
may result from overconsumption of cookies. Santa is hereby informed that cookies may contain trans fats as
well as any or all of the following: calories, carbohydrates, sodium (salt), fat, saturated fat, polyunsaturated fat,
monounsaturated fat, nuts, sugar, caffeine, chocolate “chips” and/or “chunks,” and good cheer. Santa acknowledges
that eating way too many cookies may incur risks including, but not limited to, satiation, indigestion, heartburn,
laziness, holiday spirit, “food coma,” and “that bloated feeling.”

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